For £2.50, I’ll send you (or your crush, or your enemy, etc) a nice postcard with a Japanese poem in the original and in English translation.
I have good handwriting, as well as good taste in poetry.
In the “special instructions to the seller” field, tell me what kind of poem you want: seasonal, love, heartbreak…
Buy now! Or regret your missed opportunity when I am too successful to be doing this anymore.